







The other day I realized that I had an odd number of socks in my sock drawer. And by that I do not mean that I had twelve socks, although twelve is a strange number. In reality, the number of socks was such that one sock did not belong to a pair. My first inclination was to throw it out. My second inclination, however, was to keep it just in case:
A. I might want to wear two socks on one foot and one sock on the other. This would prove valuable when I want to make one foot jealous in the winter.
B. I want to wear a sock on one foot but not on the other. This would prove valuable when I want a blister, or when I take it too literally that a person is going to sock me.
This aside, there are many other purposes for a stray sock. So many, in fact, that people will now start losing socks on purpose just to have a reason to utilize the tips below:
1. Everyone knows that socks can easily be turned into sock puppets with a few adjustments and a couple of eyeballs (not real ones). Few know, however, that sock puppets can be turned back into socks. This means that you can take your old sock puppets out of your closet in case of an emergency when you need an extra sock. Don’t have a closet? Then check under your bed. Don’t have a bed? Then check your closet. Don’t have a sock puppet? That’s impossible…
2. Aside from everything, nothing makes a better oven mitt than a sock. But this shouldn’t be just any sock. Rather, this sock should have plenty of holes in it. Never will taking food out of the oven be so exciting…
3. Use the sock as a boxing glove by stuffing it with two others socks and your hand. While this might seem like a waste of three socks, it’s more a waste of your hand…
4. Use the sock as a bracelet by tying it into a loop. Decorate it further by hanging from it one or all of the following: a Slim Jim, two Slim Jims, grapes, a sharpened pencil, or another sock…
5. Host a sock hop. Simply invite the local kangaroos and their joeys, each of which will look quite attractive wearing the socks that you give to them upon entrance. If some sort of disturbance arises, end the party immediately. After all, you supplied the socks…
But I digress.
more referenceThe Youth 3 Striped Nylon soccer socks from Pro Feet® are premium athletic socks packed with many features and benefits. This sock has a non-binding, non-raveling welt top for comfort and durability, plus there’s extra leg room built in for comfort, as well as when you’re wearing shin guards. Firm ankle and arch support provides a better fit and prevents slippage, and both the heel and toe are reinforced for long-lasting wear.
We bought these for our son who plays soccer, I think they would still be too big for my husband who plays soccer! They are huge! Nice quality but to big to be considered youth in my opinion. — Extremely Large
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Afghans for Afghans is a popular charity for knitters and crocheters, which sends knit goods to children and families in Afghanistan, ranging from vests and sweaters to, yes, afghans.
This summer the group is looking for knit socks in sizes ranging from about a 7-year-old child’s to adult women’s. They say that’s a foot length ranging from about 6.5 inches to 10 inches. As usual, they’re looking for items knit with wool or other animal fibers (it gets really cold in Afghanistan!) and they suggest knitting with worsted weight yarn or two strands of sock yarn held together for extra warmth.
Might I suggest whipping up some of my Worsted Cable Socks? They’re about 8.5 inches long in the foot, which is a good size for teens to small-footed adults (they could easily be made shorter as well). The great thing about worsted socks is that they’re really quick to knit, which is great for this project, because they think they’ll only be looking for socks until the end of July. For more information on knitting guidelines and where to send your finished socks, check out the main Afghans for Afghans campaign page.